[Actually, Eisenberg wants to be a doctor or lawyer — trite, sure, but refreshingly absent the love-me rapacity one detects behind Dakota Fanning’s dewy, sky-blue eyes.] I’m not trying to create anything, … I just...

What? What is this? … My sister and I wrote a little play for my parents. How is this out there?

There was a long time where I couldn’t move two feet without someone asking me about it, … It was really fun in the beginning, but afterwards it just got to be hard to go...