Only the truth is revolutionary.

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes, but I’m only visiting.

If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.

Is there life before death?

Laughter is the only tranquilizer with no side effects.

Hey, hey, L.B.J., how many kids did you kill today?

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

as an act of international terrorism.

Israel’s gone to hell.

We will kill 99 Shiites here; we have already killed 16.

I used to be indecisive; now I’m not sure.

If at first you don’t succeed, cheat!

Laughter translates into any language.

Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.