Yeah, I have fired a gun and I loved it.

We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn’t put anymore forks in the toaster.

Frankie: Eww is that a bug? Fan 1: No, I think it’s a sharpie mark. Frankie: It is a bug. Fan 2: No, actually it is a bug. I sorta smushed it by accident and...

We actually wanted to do this in OUR church…but uh… we don’t GO there anymore….

I would date Gerard.

Homophobia is gay.

I can’t imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids.

If you don’t listen, you’re never gonna learn.

When the water touched my balls, that’s when I got scared.

It’s Spelt c-h-o-r-u-s

It’s about a girl and a guy and they both die….no wait…she doesn’t die….he just THINKS she’s dead…..

Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!