The way to Braden’s heart is through his dick. It’s just wrapped up in latex and usually between some girl’s legs.

Forgetting isn’t the key to moving on. Remembering is, because only once we’ve remembered can we forget.

Manchmal – und das würde ich natürlich nie zugeben – geht es mir ziemlich auf den Sack, dass mir die Hühner so nachlaufen.–Braden, The Love Game

Depression is a sign of strength – because it means no matter how weak your mind might be to you, your heart is still strong enough to feel.