I’ve never had to use it,

The only problem I’ve had is with runners. You know, people who don’t pay their fare?

The nerve of them makes your blood boil,

It looks like you’re cruising over the Guatemalan rainforest,

There’s actually a very scientific device for measuring the way the wind blows, … which we refer to as the spit-o-meter.

To soft landings and friendly landowners, … although there’s a grinch in every neighborhood.

With the temperatures you get around here (in autumn), the balloon works better than it does right now, … The colder the day, the quicker (balloons) react.

[But for the people who don’t,] it gets pretty uncomfortable after that, … It doesn’t bother me, but it certainly gets awkward for everyone else. The temperature immediately drops.

It doesn’t have any brakes,

I look for flags. I look for burning smoke. I look for trees wiggling in the wind,