Curiouser and curiouser,” he says. I smile at the reference. Carroll was totally a witch. The secrets of our world are written into that book.

The thing is heavy. –I’m talking the whole Harry Potter series put together heavy. Those are some great books. Totally inaccurate, but great.

I’m not really sure what I’m going to do when I get there, but that’s why someone invented the fine art of improv. Or, when that fails, stalling.