It is humor’s job to laugh at the futility oft engendered by the improbable; but it is poetry’s job to dream of the potentiality of that which is not impossible.

The funny thing about life is, there’s nothing better to do than live it.

When it comes to death, procrastination is encouraged.

The tunnel under the wall of intellectual snobbery is the only way back to common sense reality, but most won’t find it because it is beneath them.

Some topics seem to be nothing but philosophical circles designed to lure the unsuspecting ant to its death.