God really has cursed the sports fans of Chicago. It defies the law of averages when you think about it: 1908 and 1917. God didn’t want it to happen. But if the White Sox ever...

No Sox fan is excited about this. Oh, God, no. So many terrible things have happened over the years, we figure they’ll be one game out when the season ends.

There’s still a scar on my heart.

Little old ladies were terrified. At least those not interested in baseball.