Claire, if you don’t move, I will have served two tours of duty only to die in this bed.

She came out of nowhere like a two-by-four against the skull, knocking all common sense out of him and turning him into a walking woody.

If there was anything he’d learned in his life, it was to fight fire with fire, and if that didn’t work, piss on the fire to put it out.

Bring it on.

Boys have penises.” At that moment, Michael was very aware that he, himself, was a boy.