Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is...

So long as I am acting from duty and conviction, I am indifferent to taunts and jeers. I think they will probably do me more good than harm.

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.

A joke is a very serious thing.

I may be drunk Miss but, in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Non complicate le cose, ci saranno già le cose a complicarsi da sole.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Sometimes doing your best is not good enough. Sometimes you must do what is required.