If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.




(No Ratings Yet)I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.




(No Ratings Yet)A smart girl leaves before she is left




(No Ratings Yet)The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.




(No Ratings Yet)All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.




(No Ratings Yet)It’s far better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone — so far.




(No Ratings Yet)EVERY WOMAN THAT QUOTES ME IS A PIECE OF SHIT.




(No Ratings Yet)It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.




(No Ratings Yet)I have too many fantasies to be a housewife…. I guess I am a fantasy.




(No Ratings Yet)You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.




(No Ratings Yet)You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.




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