In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
Observation:Thanks to technological advances, avid readers seem to be replacing DTBAD (Dead Tree Book Acquisition Disorder) with an alphabet soup of more more modern-day hoarding behaviors: EBAD (E-Book Acquistion Disorder), EGAD (Electronic Gadget Acquisition Disorder), and ABAD (Audiobook Acquisition Disorder). Of course, there’s also MYBAD (Movie and YouTube Acquisition Disorder: the hoarding or obsessive viewing...
If laughter is the best medicine, let’s OD together.
Oh God, my stomach must have won a medal- it’s doing a lap of honour now.
If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me..:)
He was king, if he didn’t have enemies he wasn’t doing it right.
Wisdom of the Ages: “Rainier” A beer and a mountain. You drink enough of one and the next day you feel like you fell off the other.All next week Wisdom of the Ages will be featuring the Seattle Seahawks and Super Bowl Topics. Tomorrow’s Topic: “Tom Brady’s Balls.
A bug lies in quiet repose;when he passed no one knows.Did he suffer, was he pained?Before he died, was knowledge gained?Were all life’s pressures much too great.To put upon so small a weight?Although not one for pessimism,I think he died of journalism!
Nothing spices up one’s sex life like having a partner.
With a leer of mingled sweetness and slyness; with one eye on the future, one on the bride, and an arch expression in her face, partly spiritual, partly spirituous, and wholly professional and peculiar to her art; Mrs Gamp rummaged in her pocket again […]